What do you call a flying policeman?
A helicopper!
What is one month old, but has been here forever?
The moon, because every month there is a NEW moon!
What is brown and sticky?
A stick!
Why did the orange go home from school early?
Because wasnt pealing well!
What did the cat get for Christmas?
Pur-fect presents!
Why was the graveyard so noisy?
Because all of the coffin! (Coughing!)
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