Why did the spider hide behind a tree when a stinkbug came?
Because he was a spy-der!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What did the salad say to the fruit?
You look grape today!
What did the dentist say when he got to court?
I’ll tell the tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!
What is one kind of food that speaks a language?
An English muffin!
What kind of door does Harry Potter’s dorm have?
A Dumble-door!
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