What is the difference between Christmas and a cat in a desert?
One has Santa Claus and one has sandy paws!
Why don’t people use dull pencils?
What’s the point?
A bear walks into a restaurant. The waitress asks him, “What can I get for you?” The bear says, “Uhhhhhhh, I’ll have a hamburger, and, uhhhhh, fries”. The waitress asks him, “Why the long pause?”
The bear looks at his hands and replies, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them!”
Why did the superhero go to the bathroom?
Because, it was his duty!
Yo mama is so stupid…
She worked at an M&M factory and threw away all the W’s!
What do you call the fastest Mexican food?
The burrito torpedo!
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