Why was the graveyard so noisy?
Because all of the coffin! (Coughing!)
Why couldn’t anyone play cards on the ark?
Noah was sitting on the deck!
Did you hear about the guy that got hit with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
When is a ship at sea not on water?
When it’s on fire!
How does a pig get to the hospital?
By a hambulace!
If number two pencils are so popular…
Why are they still number two?
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