Where do skeletons swim?
The Dead Sea.
Why can’t dogs use the DVD remote?
Because they can only hit the paws (pause) button!
What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers!!
What do get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-itis!
Did you hear the one about the jumping rope?
You can skip it!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
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