What do you call an ant that won’t go away?
Perman-ant (Permanant)!
What do you call a right-hander that puts his hand in an alligator’s mouth?
A lefty!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!
Tear me off and scratch my head, once was red is black, instead. What am I?
A match! (Tear it off, scratch the top of it. Although the top was red after you scratch it and catch it on fire, it turns black).
Why did the cow cross the road?
He just needed the exercise!
What do you call a room with no windows or doors?
A mushroom!
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