Why did the atom cross the road?
It was time to split!
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dark horse?
Kitty Perry (Katy Perry)!
When is the best time to see gorillas in the wild?
In Ape-ril (April)!
Why did the boy smash his keyboard?
Because the instructions said, “Hit any key to continue!”
Where did the baseball player go after practice?
He ran home!
What do you call a cow that is sleeping?
A bulldozer!
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