What can cry and fly but has no eyes or wings?
Clouds!
What goes up when it’s raining and comes down when it’s not raining?
An umbrella!
Did you hear the rumor about the butter?
I’d better not tell you! It might spread!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes, who?
Dishes a nice place! Let me in!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because, he was on a dare from ducks!
Why can’t you play cards in the jungle?
Because, there are too many cheetahs (cheaters)!
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