What did the football coach say to the vending machine?
Give me my quarter back!
What’s black, white, green, and bumpy?
A pickle wearing a tuxedo!
What do race car drivers carve for Halloween?
Bumpkins!
What did the pasta say to the cheese at midnight?
It’s pasta your bed time! (It’s past your bedtime!)
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away his chair!
What does a ghost use to wash its hair?
Shamp-boo!
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