Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snowbank!
How do you make a tissue stop dancing?
You take the boogey out of it!!
Where do rocks sleep?
With bedrocks!
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand, and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Andy: Big hands!
A cowboy arrives at the ranch on a Sunday. He stays three days and leaves on Friday. How is that possible?
The horse’s name is Friday!
What do you call a feline that has been caught stealing?
A cat burglar!
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