Jokes By Kids

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?

Sadie magic words & invite me in!

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From Clutchola, 3 years old

How do you escape an attacking bear?

Outrun the guy behind you!

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From Sydney, 13 years old, Phoenix, Arizona

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!

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From Dbquise, 11 years old, Germantown, PA

What did the arrow say to the other arrow?

What’s up?

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From David, 12 years old, U.S.A

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Robin.
Robin Who?

Robbing You! Hand over your cash!

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Why did the thermometer go to college?

He wanted to get a degree!

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