Why is the state Mississippi so odd?
Because it has four I’s but can’t see!
How do you know if an elephant is sleeping over ?
He will have his bags in his trunk!!
What did the pig use on his sore leg?
Oinkment !!!
What do you call a male cow that loves to make fun of people?
A Bully !
What do you call a note book without any pages ?
No book!
What did Beethoven say when he was done?
Done Done Done DONE!
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