A thief fell & broke his leg in wet cement.
He became a hardened criminal.
How do you count cows?
With a cow-culator!
Why is the top of Mount Everest so white?
From all of the bird poop!
You ever wonder what it would be like to be a tiny person living inside a snow globe city? The weather reports would be interesting.
“Chance of an upside-down earthquake followed by a ten-second blizzard and a tsunami!”
What happened to the wooden car with the wooden engine and wooden wheels ?
It wooden go!
When is a window good to eat?
When it’s jammed.
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