Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger! I’m hungry!
Why did the zombie cross the road?
he was chasing the man that was chasing the chicken!
Joe: Hey! Why don’t we ever hear of the 10th reindeer, Olive?
Bob: Olive?
Joe: Yeah! You know, OLIVE, the other reindeer that used to laugh and call Rudolph names!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork chop!
Why did the super hero flush the toilet?
It was his super hero doody (duty)!
What do mallards wear to a wedding?
Ducks-edos! (Tuxedo!)
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