What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea!
Two flies are on a porch, which one is an actor?
The one on the screen!
Why was the woman fired from the assembly line?
She was caught taking a brake!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore between us, open up!
How is music like ice skating?
If you don’t “C” sharp, you’ll “B” flat!
What do you get when you cross Obi Wan and ice cream?
Obi Wan canoli!
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