Five men are under a umbrella. How many get wet?
None. It’s not raining!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the ‘w’!
Why was the boy in a cage in the front of the classroom?
Because, he’s the teacher’s pet!
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
The stairs!
What did green say to yellow?
I feel blue without you!
Why do some fish swim so much lower than others in the ocean?
Because, they dropped out of their school!
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