How do you know you’re being rejected?
When your yo-yo never comes back to you!
Why were the Cheerios afraid of the man with a spoon?
Because, he was a cereal killer!
What is a fish’s favorite kind of shirt?
A tank top!
You leave home and make 3 left turns.
When you return home, there are two people wearing masks waiting for you. Who are they?
The catcher and the umpire!
Why do witches like candles?
Because, they are wicked!
What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight?
Twenty one! (Twenty won!)
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