Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank!
What did the igneous rock say to the sedimentary rock?
Your Metamorphic!
What do you call a cow with a nervous twich?
Beef Jerky!
Teacher: Whoever stands up is stupid.
*No one stands up*
Teacher: Anyone? Bob ? Amanda ?
*Billy stands up*
Teacher: Billy, why’d you stand up?
Billy: Well , I felt bad for you because you were the only one standing ma’am …
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of paint?
Tye Die!
What’s a clock’s sidekick called?
His “second-hand” man!
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