What has 202 eyes?
101 dalmatians!
Why is a traffic policeman the strongest man in the world?
Because, he can stop a 10 ton truck by holding up his hand!
What is the difference between Christmas and a cat in a desert?
One has Santa Claus and one has sandy paws!
Why don’t people use dull pencils?
What’s the point?
Why did the superhero go to the bathroom?
Because, it was his duty!
Yo mama is so stupid…
She worked at an M&M factory and threw away all the W’s!
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