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From Amy Elizabeth Rose Hufker, 9 years old, Saint Louis, Missouri

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
HIPAA.
HIPAA who?

I can’t tell you!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Isabel, 7 years old, Arkansas

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Jackelyn, 9 years old, California

Where do ants go during holidays?

Frants! (France)
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Filed Under: Bug

From Zoo, 3 years old

What is the fastest monster?

The ZOOMbie!
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Filed Under: Halloween

From JEM, 11 years old, California

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens weren’t invented yet!
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Filed Under: Cross the Road

From ABDULLAH S., 12 years old, Madinah, Saudi Arabia

A southern state trooper was asked on an exam “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” In the blank he wrote…

“CALL FOR BACKUP!”
Please wait...

Filed Under: Policeman

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