Why did the out of shape cow quit her job her job?
She couldn’t keep jumping over the moon!
Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?
No. They eat their fingers separately!
Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?
No. They usually eat their fingers separately!
Why were the football players so hot?
All of the fans went away!
Why is the longest human nose only 11 inches?
Because if it were 12 inches, then it’d be a foot!
I had a good boomerang joke, but …
it never came back!
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