What do frogs eat at movies?
Hop corn!
What part of the car sleeps the most?
The wheels. Because they’re always tired.
What’s the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
What’s the hardest part about playing basketball with a pig?
He’s a ball hog!
What makes hair feel bad?
Teasing it!
There was an elephant riding a motorcycle, a cop pulled him over and asked for his driver’s license. Why didn’t he have his license?
It was in his trunk.
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