Why is it impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
Because he is dead.
What pie can fly?
A magpie!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Pepper makes them sneeze!
Did the hot dog win the race?
No, he couldn’t ketchup. Don’t worry, he mustard the strength to try again!
What do you call someone that doesn’t fart in public?
A private tooter (tutor)!
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, while i go ahead!
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