Jokes By Kids

From Stella, 10 years old, Newtown, PA

What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?

Jurassic pork!

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From CJ Belcher, 9 years old, Walker, LA

What do you call a flower that can’t tell the truth?

A lilac! (lie- lac!)

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

What do you call a dumb bunny?

A hare-brain!

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From Cohen, 10 years old, PA, USA

Why did the rooster cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off!

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From Colin, 9 years old, Vermont, USA

What is the most dangerous type of jewelry?

The ring of fire!

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From Anthony C., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

Which species of snake loves math?

A Pi-thon!

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