How does a pig get to the hospital?
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Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Heaven, 10 years old, Louisville, Kentucky
How does a pig get to the hospital?
From Erick, 11 years old, California
If number two pencils are so popular…
From Anna, 9 years old, Canada
Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
From Bacon Boy, 9 years old, NY, USA
What do you call a bull that caught the red flag?
From Hulu, 11 years old, Massachusetts
Where do ghosts live?
From Jasmyne , 3 years old, Antioch
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whale.
Whale, who?

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