Why did the orange go home from school early?
Because wasnt pealing well!
What did the cat get for Christmas?
Pur-fect presents!
Why was the graveyard so noisy?
Because all of the coffin! (Coughing!)
Why couldn’t anyone play cards on the ark?
Noah was sitting on the deck!
Did you hear about the guy that got hit with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
When is a ship at sea not on water?
When it’s on fire!
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