What should you say to solid, liquid, or gas when they are sad?
What’s the matter?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wayne!
Wayne, who?
Wayne, Wayne, go away! Come again another day!
Where do geologists like to relax?
In a rocking chair
What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An in-vest-i-gator!
How did the angle stay in a cold room without a jacket?
He stayed in the corner of the room, where it was 90 degrees!
What did the boy whale say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
“Whale you be mine?”
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