Why did the typewriter reject the pencil?
She wasn’t his type.
What do you call an bear that has no teeth.
A gummy bear!
What do you call a camel without humps?
Hump-free! (Humphrey!)
What is Beethoven doing right know?
He’s decomposing!
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I’ve got my eye on you!
What would George Washington do if he was ever asked for his ID?
He would whip out a quarter!
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