What do call a king who is only 12 inches tall?
A ruler!
What did one hair say to the other hair?
It takes two to tangle.
What happens when eat yeast & shoe polish?
Every morning, you’ll rise & shine.
What do call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block!
What do you call a German Shepherd in jeans & a sweater?
A plain clothes police dog!
Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
They had a crush on each other.
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