What do construction workers eat for lunch?
Hammer-burgers
Math teacher: “What is 7 Q plus 3 Q?” Student: “10 Q.”
Teacher: “You’re welcome!
Do you know all about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?
A humdinger!
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ear off!
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