Where do whales listen to classical music?
At the orca-stra (orchestra)!
Cara: If George Washington was still alive what would he call history?
Ema: The time he was born?
Cara: No, he would call it His Story! (History)
How can you tell a ocean is friendly?
It waves.
Were you long in the hospital?
No, I was same size I am now!
What is the president’s favorite vegetable?
Barackoli! (Broccoli)
What did one toilet say to the other one?
You look a bit flushed!
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