Why are cats smarter than dogs?
You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled thru the snow!
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by the steamroller?
“Curses! Foil again!”
Warped Wisdom: Don’t sweat the petty stuff and…
Don’t pet the sweaty stuff!!
What do baseball players eat on?
Homeplates!
What is small, red, & whispers?
A hoarse radish!
The past, present, & future were having an argument.
It was tense!!
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