Why did the newspaper blush?
He saw the comic strip!
Why didn’t the skeleton see the scary movie?
He didn’t have guts!
What kind of food do race car drivers prefer?
Fast food!
What is the difference between a sad ghost and a cow with a sore throat?
One boos sadly, the other moos badly!
Why did the cow cross the road??
To get to the udder side!
What is a computers favourite snack?
Microchips!
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