What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent
What are a werewolf’s favorite days of the year?
The howl-o-days!
What’s the difference between a flea and a wolf?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!
Whats a ghosts favorite fruit?
Boo-berries
What do you call a little bear who never takes a bath?
Winnie-the-Pee-ew!
Why can’t elephants ever get really clean?
Because they can’t take off their trunks!!
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