Did you know we were built upside down?
Our nose runs and our feet smell!
How does the crab call his friends?
He uses his shell (cell) phone!
Why couldn’t the apple look out of the window?
Because Apple (company) doesn’t use Windows (Microsoft Windows)!
Two friends are talking. The one friend says to the other friend, I haven’t slept in days!” The second friend says, “Really? Why?
Because I sleep at night!
What did turtle say to the taco?
My shell or yours?
What happens if you read a book about anti-gravity?
You can’t put it down!
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