Why did the fungi leave the party?
There wasn’t mushroom! (Much room)
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip, who?
2.Philip my bag of candy!
What did the math teacher say to the book?
You have a lot of problems!
What number is a food?
Pi! (Pie)
What 2 words contain the most letters?
The Post Office!
Why did the soldier flush the toilet?
Because it was his DOOTIE! (Duty)
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