Why do fish live in salt water?
Pepper makes them sneeze!
What do you call someone that doesn’t fart in public?
A private tooter (tutor)!
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, while i go ahead!
What is the name of the NBA’s official ship?
The championship!
What state has the most soft drinks?
Many-soda (Minnesota)!
When do zombies wake up?
Ate o’clock!
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