Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because his parents were in a jam!
What kind of animal always wakes you up?
Alarmadillo
What part of the river is the richest?
At either of its two banks!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken had not evolved yet!
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Take away it’s credit card!
What do you get when you mix a snake and a rabbit??
A jump rope!!
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