What do you call a man attacked by a cat?
Claude! (Clawed)
Why are pirates pirates?
They just Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
What did one melon say when the other melon proposed?
“I’m sorry, I cantaloupe!”
Why did the can presser quit his job?
It was soda pressing! (so depressing)
Why would you take a laptop computer for a run?
To jog its memory!
What happened when the eye doctor fell into his lens grinder?
He made a spectacle of himself!
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