What are twins favorite fruit?
Pears!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil, who?
Who cares? It’s a pointless joke!
Why did the kid cross the pool?
To get to the other slide!
What do you call a cold puppy?
A chili dog!
What is a bird’s favorite game to play?
Hawkey!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
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