Doctor, Doctor, I’ve broken my leg in two places.
Doctor: Well, don’t go back to those two places!
How do you spell candy with only two letters?
C and Y!
What illness did the roof have?
Shingles!
Why do tigers have stripes?
So, they aren’t spotted!!
If money doesn’t grow on trees…
Then, why do banks have branches!
Why are cats smarter than dogs?
You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled thru the snow!
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