What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
A mutt in a rut.
How do you stop a rhino from charging
Take away his credit card!
What’s the fastest bug?
Quicket! (Cricket)
Why do oars fall in love?
Because they’re row-mantic!
I was in the restaurant yesterday, when I realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music. Shortly after, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me….
It was then I remembered that I was listening to my iPod!
Why did they call the medieval period the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights!
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