Did you ever see the movie Constipated?
It never came out!
Why did goofy wear two pairs of pants when he was golfing?
In case he gets a hole in one!
What do you get when you leave oatmeal in the freezer?
Your brr-eakfast!
Why did the basketball player go to jail?
Because he shot the ball!
Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?
Because they were in the colonies!
Waiter there’s a fly in my soup!
Don’t worry sir the spider in your salad will eat it!
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