Why did the typewriter reject the pencil?
She wasn’t his type.
What do you call an bear that has no teeth.
A gummy bear!
What do you call a camel without humps?
Hump-free! (Humphrey!)
What is Beethoven doing right know?
He’s decomposing!
What would George Washington do if he was ever asked for his ID?
He would whip out a quarter!
What did chicken say when he got in the doctor’s office?
Let’s check in chicken! (Check-in!)
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