Why was the hockey rink so hot after the game?
Because all the fans left!
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don’t worry he woke up!
When you walk into the bathroom, you’re an American. When you walk out of the bathroom, you’re an American. What are you when your in the bathroom?
European!
Why did the skeleton take the mummy to the prom?
Because he had no BODY to take him!
Why did the banana got to the doctor?
He wasn’t “peeling” well!
What was Benjamin Franklin’s first reaction when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked!
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