What’s a vampire’s favorite dog?
A bloodhound!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saw-us?!
Why were the two baby cookies crying?
Because their mommy was crumby and their daddy was a wafer so long!
What do you call a sheep that doesn’t listen?
Baaaa-d!
Why did the king go to the dentist?
Because he heard he could get a crown there!
A red house is made of red bricks. A orange house is made of orange bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. What would a green house made of?
Glass!
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