What do elves have for breakfast?
Elfabet Cereal!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange, who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say, “Banana,” again?
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
What do golfers drink?
Tee!
How many ducks can fit in a pond in Spain?
Quack-tro!
Teacher: What is the molecular formula of water?
Joe: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: What nonsense! How can you say that?
Joe: Sir, it is H to O!
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