Why did the doctor cross the road?
Because the chicken was sick!
“Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Nobel.”
“Nobel who?”
No bell, that’s why I’m knocking!
What kind of crazy are monkeys?
Bananas!
What did the pea say to the other pea?
Nice to pea-t you!
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!
There were three monkeys that wanted to get into the Guinness world record. The first monkey went in for biggest hands. He came out and said, “Yes, I made it!” The second one, went for biggest feet. He came out saying, Yes! I made it!” The third one, went for smallest brain.
He said, “I couldn’t get it some one named (replace with siblings name or if telling it to someone fill in the blank with their name) beat me!”
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 593
- 594
- 595
- 596
- 597
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
