Did you hear about the taxicab driver who lost his job?
He was driving all his customers away!
Why did the right triangle go to the beach?
Because it was 90 degrees!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because his parents were in a jam!
What part of the river is the richest?
At either of its two banks!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken had not evolved yet!
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