Where do snowmen put their websites?
On the Winternet
What is the worst kind of vegetable to have on a boat?
A leek!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
Boo.
Boo, who?
Whatcha crying for?!
Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?
They only had one pair of trunks!
Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
It lost its petals.
What animal always wakes you up in the morning?
An alarmadilo!
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