Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Why do cows?
Why do cows who?
Cows don’t who, they moo!
What goes up but never down?
Your age!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Why do owls?
Why do owls who?
I don’t know! Ask an owl!
Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?
To da dump, da dump dump dump!
Why did the baseball go to jail?
He got caught!
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