What do you call an awesome octopus?
A tentacool guy!
Q: Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
A: All the sailors were marooned!
What did the man say to his grandma’s quilt?
Cover me!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Their was a Kentucky Fried Chicken on the other side!
Why couldn’t the young pirate go to the movies?
It was rated R! (ARRRH!)
An old woman and her young granddaughter lived alone. One day the woman was sick. It happened to be a Sunday, so she sent her granddaughter to church alone.
When the girl came back, her grandmother asked her how she behaved.
She said, “Oh, Grandma, I was so good you couldn’t believe it! When they passed me a plate of money, I said, ‘No thank you!'”
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