Why did the cat get kicked out of the computer lab??
Because he was playing with the mouse!
Yo mama is so ugly…
When she came out a haunted house she had a job application!
What did the bacon say to the tomato?
Lettuce get together?
What did the cake say to the knife?
Do you want a piece of me?
Why do Pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on top of their hat!
Why did the man throw water out the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall!
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