Where do ghosts buy food?
At the Ghostry store!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower?
Yes, because the Eiffel tower cant jump!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a mountain?
Yes, because a mountain can’t jump!
What do elves have for breakfast?
Elfabet Cereal!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange, who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say, “Banana,” again?
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