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From Drew, 11 years old, Vancouver

Why did Tigger put his head in the potty?

He was looking for pooh!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Ella, 9 years old, Jamestown, New York

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork-chop!
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Filed Under: Animal

From Danny, 9 years old, FL

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who, who?

What are you? An owl?
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Filed Under: Animal

From Chloe Magliocchino, 11 years old, U.S.A, Utah

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yaw.

Yaw, who?

No thanks, I prefer Google!
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Abbott and Costello, 13 years old, Oakland county, MI

How did the one dinosaur ask the other dinosaur what he wanted to drink?

Tea, Rex?
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Filed Under: Dinosaur

From Clayton, 10 years old, America

Why did the man shake the medicine cabinet?

To wake up the sleeping pills!
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Filed Under: Doctor

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