Why did Tigger put his head in the potty?
He was looking for pooh!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who, who?
What are you? An owl?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yaw.
Yaw, who?
No thanks, I prefer Google!
How did the one dinosaur ask the other dinosaur what he wanted to drink?
Tea, Rex?
Why did the man shake the medicine cabinet?
To wake up the sleeping pills!
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