Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
What do golfers drink?
Tee!
How many ducks can fit in a pond in Spain?
Quack-tro!
Teacher: What is the molecular formula of water?
Joe: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: What nonsense! How can you say that?
Joe: Sir, it is H to O!
Did you ever see the movie Constipated?
It never came out!
When is cross country skiing easy?
When you live in a small country!
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