What’s the best kind of dog to keep time?
A watch dog!
“It’s clear,” said the teacher, “That you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?”
Kid says, “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So, I decided to wait until it settles down!”
What body part paints?
The heART!
Boy: Where did you get that dog?
Girl: At the Lost and Hound!
How do you get a pig to the hospital?
In a hambulance!
What does the cow say when you get too close to it?
Mooooooooove!
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