What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
This relationship will be the end of me.
What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer!
What is a computer’s least favorite snack?
Cheese and hackers!
Why couldn’t the skeleton fall in love?
He didn’t have the heart.
What is black, lives in trees and is very dangerous?
A crow with a machine gun.
Where do rocks go to play golf?
Pebble Beach!
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