What do you get if you eat beans and onions?
Tear gas!
What did the lollipop say to the other lollipop?
See you later sucker!
What kind of animal is always found at baseball games?
A bat.
How does a skunk speak?
DiSTINKly.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business.
Why do people hate broken pencils?
Because they’re pointless!
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